November 22 - December 21 You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to reply on luck since you have no talent or social skills. The majority of Sagittarians are addicts. People laugh at you because you are always soiling yourself. You are utterly worthless.
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Horror-Scope Mug Taurus
April 20 - May 20 You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and will work yourself to death. No one admires you. Most people think you are a stubborn bum wipe. You are nothing but a communist whore.
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Horror-Scope Mug Virgo
August 23 - September 22 You are the logical type and hate disorder. This anal behavior is sickening to your friends, but you don't care because you prefer your computer anyway. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep whilst having sex. Virgo's make good traffic wardens.
